|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you' 2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?Skate!What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fsh!What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?A hermit crab!What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?As far away as possible!Why did the whale cross the road?To get to the other tide!