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Ouch: I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Then fuck off."
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Top Ouch :
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
A young girl sees her father in the shower...
OUCH!
What's pink and slowly turns red?
A man walks into a pub...
How did Captain Hook die?
The definition of a phallic symbol
Condom Modelling Rejection
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
Mirror, mirror
This guy walks in to a bathroom...
Ashamed
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
Changed my mind!
A game of golf
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