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Christmas Jokes: Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.8. Perfect for wearing in the basement. 7. Well, well, well... 6. I really don't deserve this. 5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire! 4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious! 2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program. 1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
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Short Christmas Jokes
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The twelve days after Christmas
Love, Santa
A Martha Stewart Christmas
Twelve Days of Fast Food
Christmas at the Post Office
Poor Turkey!
Short Father Christmas
The Miracle of Christmas
Homemade Bargain Gift
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