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Foreigners: A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, "Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?" The Saudi replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?" The Russian said, "Excuse me, but what is meat?" The North Korean replied, "Excuse me, but what is an opinion?" The New Yorker replied, "Excuse me, but what is 'excuse me?'"
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Top Foreigners :
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
An American tourist is visiting China...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
What is brown and has holes in it?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
An American was waiting on a London street corner...
Two English sheep in a field
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
Greedy Kiwi
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
Guns in a garden
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