|Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chicken!Q: What do chickens grow on?A: Eggplants!Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?A: Because talk is cheep!Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A: A bird that lays down!Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?A: She lays hand gren-eggs!Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?A: It wanted to get to the other site!Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?A: An alarm cluck!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?A: He wanted to lay it on the line!