|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon English!Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?A: Send him to polytechnic!Q: Where do birds invest their money?A: In the stork market!Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?A: The Birds Eye counter!Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?A: A bird that talks in morse code!Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?A: A headbanger!