|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!Why does a rooster watch TV?For hentertainment!What do you get from a drunk chicken?Scotch eggs!What do you call a crate of ducks?A box of quackers!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell?A bird that has to wring its own neck!