Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!""What did you do?" the other nuns asked."Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!""Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked."I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.The third nun fainted.