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Saturday, 11 October 2008       

Animal World: What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?


What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes you seven min. to get hard in boiling water. 4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys. 5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.

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